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Rima Parikh
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August 18, 2021Big Space Company Welcomes You Aboard Your First Commercial Space Flight
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October 13, 2020I’m a Conservative Feminist, and I Believe You Should Pull Yourself Up By Your Bootstraps and Open That Jar Yourself
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September 3, 2020Why I’m Saving Doctor’s Visits For Marriage
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July 29, 2020QUIZ: Do You Want to Go to Grad School Or Do You Just Need a Snack?
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February 24, 2020Famous Quotes From Philosophers If They Had Spent $9 for a Bottle of Juice
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April 25, 2025This Five-Hundred-Word Bumper Sticker on My Tesla Explains Why I’m Not a Bad Person
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May 5, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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April 21, 2025Getting Ahead of It: JD Vance Almost Definitely Didn’t Kill the Pope
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April 29, 2025Don’t Worry, We Were Prepared for Our Policies to Be Extremely Unpopular, Because They Are Very, Very Bad
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May 8, 2025Letters to Moms: A Letter to Back to the Future’s Lorraine Baines-McFly
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May 8, 2025An Open Letter to Robert F. Kennedy Jr., Who Thinks My Daughter is a Tragedy
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May 7, 2025The Bells of Trader Joe’s: A Quick Reference Guide for Front-End Crew Members
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May 7, 2025I’m the Imaginary Migrant Who Crossed the Darién Gap to Vote in the United States