The Believer Magazine
Articles by
Talia Argondezzi
Talia Argondezzi teaches English and writing at Ursinus College. Her book of humorous advice is called Lean the F*ck Out.
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May 2, 2025Templates for Thanking President Trump
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April 21, 2025This Administration Isn’t Blatantly Breaking the Law Right Before Your Eyes—We’re Just Flirting with Breaking the Law
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April 10, 2025Playing Headline-Stealing Games with the Economy is a Great Way to Distract Everyone from Your Human Rights Atrocities
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March 31, 2025We Will No Longer Waste Taxpayer Money on Anything, Since Nothing Is Real
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March 13, 2025It’s a Shame We Have to Betray Our Allies, Starve the Poor, Halt Scientific Progress, Destroy the Environment, and Eliminate the Freedoms Enshrined in the Bill of Rights, but at Least My Investment Portfolio Is Also Tanking
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February 27, 2025Changes Our University Is Making to Pre-Comply with Possible Future Regulations
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February 11, 2025I’m Trying a Wild Experimental Diet Where I Restrict My Working Hours to Certain Times of the Day
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November 25, 2024How to Give Thanks by Cooking Food No One Knows How to Cook and Eating Food No One Likes to Eat
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September 27, 2024Making Plans on the Group Chat BINGO
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July 31, 2024Olympic Gymnast or Me, a Middle-Aged Woman?
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July 22, 2024Sherwin-Williams Paint Color or Potential Kamala Harris Running Mate?
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July 22, 2024The Béchamel Test
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April 25, 2025This Five-Hundred-Word Bumper Sticker on My Tesla Explains Why I’m Not a Bad Person
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May 5, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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April 21, 2025Getting Ahead of It: JD Vance Almost Definitely Didn’t Kill the Pope
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April 29, 2025Don’t Worry, We Were Prepared for Our Policies to Be Extremely Unpopular, Because They Are Very, Very Bad
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