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February 12, 2024How I Went 0 for 10 in My Super Bowl Prop Bets
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February 9, 2024Sexy Valentine’s Day Date Ideas That Honor the Life and Faith of Saint Valentine
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February 8, 2024Are You Putting Your Newborn Down for Bed or Finishing Your College Paper?
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February 5, 2024Leaked Tracklist for Taylor Swift’s The Tortured Poets Department
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February 1, 2024Situations Where My Particular Set of Skills Would Come in Handy
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January 26, 2024Lines from the Barbie Monologue or Something I’ve Said to Another Woman in a Bar Bathroom After Three Martinis
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January 24, 20242024 Presidential Election Cheat Sheet
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January 23, 2024More Specific Oscar Categories for the Academy to Consider
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January 18, 2024Increasingly Stressful U-Haul Rental Options
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January 11, 2024All the Types of Science Fiction
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December 22, 2023Other Lists Santa Checks Twice
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December 18, 2023Cosmo Headlines from the 1880s
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April 21, 2025Getting Ahead of It: JD Vance Almost Definitely Didn’t Kill the Pope
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April 25, 2025This Five-Hundred-Word Bumper Sticker on My Tesla Explains Why I’m Not a Bad Person
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April 9, 2025US News & World Report’s Best Remaining Colleges, 2028
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May 5, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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May 5, 2025A Typical Episode of Sesame Street as Imagined by Conservatives
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May 5, 2025I’m the Private Messaging App Signal, and the Trump Administration Is Ruining My Brand
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May 5, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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May 5, 2025Choose Your Own Adventure (Endings Only)