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January 2, 2025A Jane Austen Heroine’s New Year’s Resolutions
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December 23, 2024Holidays Songs for Life Under the US Health Care System
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December 20, 2024Great Philosophers on Santa’s Naughty and Nice Lists
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December 18, 2024Hyper Specific Yoga with Adriene Videos I Wish She’d Make for Me
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December 17, 2024Tips for Trimming a Christmas Tree with Small Children
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December 11, 2024Positive Affirmations for Terrified Public School Teachers
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December 4, 2024Updated Movie Ratings
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December 3, 2024Rules from Claire’s Employee Handbook
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November 29, 2024Famous Authors Lose Their Moms in Department Stores
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November 27, 2024Familiar Sayings Updated for the Next Four Years
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November 26, 2024Six Tips for a Young Writer Whose Father Just Emailed Them a Poem He Wrote and Asked, “Thoughts?”
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November 22, 2024Reasons That I, a Trans Woman, Have Had to Use the Bathroom at My Workplace
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April 21, 2025Getting Ahead of It: JD Vance Almost Definitely Didn’t Kill the Pope
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April 25, 2025This Five-Hundred-Word Bumper Sticker on My Tesla Explains Why I’m Not a Bad Person
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April 9, 2025US News & World Report’s Best Remaining Colleges, 2028
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April 18, 2025The Elementary School Disciplinary Record of Jesus Christ
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May 2, 2025Templates for Thanking President Trump
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May 2, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: An Interview with Delroy Lindo
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May 2, 2025I Just Turned Forty, and Steely Dan’s Entire Discography Mysteriously Appeared on My Phone
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May 1, 2025We Oppose Income Caps on the Ultra-Wealthy, but We’re Totally in Favor of Limiting the Number of Dolls per Household