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All posts tagged
christmas
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December 21, 2023An Open Letter to People Who Hate the Paul McCartney Song “Wonderful Christmastime”
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December 20, 2023Abbott and Costello and the Grinch Watch a Baseball Game Between the Whos Down in Whoville
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December 19, 2023The Virgin Mary’s Baby Registry
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December 22, 2022Kids, Santa is Going to Sit This Year Out Because You Are All Riddled with Germs
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December 21, 2022Joseph of Nazareth Has Had It with Hotels.com
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December 20, 2022We Are the Dead Moms in Holiday Commercials and We Have Had Enough
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December 20, 2022Norse Mythology for Bostonians: Thor and Loki Go Christmas Shopping
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December 19, 2022Norrisville Elementary’s Non-Compulsory Mid-December Spirit Week Has Nothing to Do with Christmas
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December 14, 2022I’m the Dad in this Christmas Movie and Despite Overwhelming Evidence, I Still Don’t Believe in Santa
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December 23, 2021Ayn Rand Writes Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
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April 25, 2025This Five-Hundred-Word Bumper Sticker on My Tesla Explains Why I’m Not a Bad Person
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April 21, 2025Getting Ahead of It: JD Vance Almost Definitely Didn’t Kill the Pope
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May 5, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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April 23, 2025I Love You More Than Anything, but I Would Rather Die Than Talk to You on the Phone
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May 6, 2025Phew, for a Minute There, I Thought the Arts Were Going to Get Too Much Funding
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May 5, 2025A Typical Episode of Sesame Street as Imagined by Conservatives
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May 5, 2025I’m the Private Messaging App Signal, and the Trump Administration Is Ruining My Brand
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May 5, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes