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March 28, 2025Brutally Honest Emails from Academia.edu
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February 24, 2025To Increase Government Efficiency, Every Federal Employee Must Write an Email No One Will Read
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November 1, 2024I Will Be Away from My Desk on November 6
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September 6, 2024Which Emojis Are Best for a Layoff Email?
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April 24, 2024Acknowledgments Page for the Email I Put Off for Seven Weeks and Finally Sent
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April 3, 2024Emails from My Dentist That Would Actually Make Me Schedule an Appointment
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December 26, 2023In the Office Auto-Reply Emails for a Hybrid Work Schedule
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August 9, 2023Email Greetings for Modern Times
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January 23, 2023What Colleges’ Emails Read Like to High School Seniors
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October 25, 2022If I Emailed My Parents Like Democrats Email Me
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April 25, 2025This Five-Hundred-Word Bumper Sticker on My Tesla Explains Why I’m Not a Bad Person
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May 5, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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April 21, 2025Getting Ahead of It: JD Vance Almost Definitely Didn’t Kill the Pope
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April 29, 2025Don’t Worry, We Were Prepared for Our Policies to Be Extremely Unpopular, Because They Are Very, Very Bad
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May 8, 2025Chekhov’s Gun, Applied to Motherhood
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May 8, 2025An Open Letter to Robert F. Kennedy Jr., Who Thinks My Daughter is a Tragedy
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May 7, 2025The Bells of Trader Joe’s: A Quick Reference Guide for Front-End Crew Members