McSWEENEY'S INTERNET TENDENCY'S PATREON
Join our Patreon for as little as $5 a month and get access to author interviews, content calls, discounts at our store, and more. Help support our writers and keep our site ad-free.
All posts tagged
survival
-
August 29, 2024Reviews of New Food: Costco Readywise Emergency Food Bucket
-
March 21, 2024What I Imagine Would Happen If I Went on Naked and Afraid
-
March 8, 2024Wilderness Survival Tips for Women in Male-Dominated Fields
-
January 3, 2018How to Survive to the End If You Find Yourself in an Opera
-
May 23, 2011A Post-Rapture Survival Checklist
-
May 24, 2010Miraculous Tales of Survival: Hypochondriac’s Edition
-
September 4, 2009How to Survive an Encounter With Me
-
October 15, 2008Excerpts From The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Adolescent Female Edition
-
April 20, 2001Wilderness Survival Guide
Trending 🔥
-
April 25, 2025This Five-Hundred-Word Bumper Sticker on My Tesla Explains Why I’m Not a Bad Person
-
May 5, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
-
April 21, 2025Getting Ahead of It: JD Vance Almost Definitely Didn’t Kill the Pope
-
April 29, 2025Don’t Worry, We Were Prepared for Our Policies to Be Extremely Unpopular, Because They Are Very, Very Bad
Recently
-
May 8, 2025Letters to Moms: A Letter to Back to the Future’s Lorraine Baines-McFly
-
May 8, 2025An Open Letter to Robert F. Kennedy Jr., Who Thinks My Daughter is a Tragedy
-
May 7, 2025The Bells of Trader Joe’s: A Quick Reference Guide for Front-End Crew Members
-
May 7, 2025I’m the Imaginary Migrant Who Crossed the Darién Gap to Vote in the United States