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September 1, 2021I’m Not Living Up to Expectations as a Lecturer at an Institution of Higher Learning
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August 30, 2021Guidelines for New Adjunct Faculty to Help You Feel Kind of Welcome
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August 2, 2021The Dean of Students Clarifies the University’s COVID Guidelines for the Upcoming Semester
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April 27, 2021“Bust a Move”: The Faculty Mix
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March 22, 2021Job Posting: Assistant Professor of Robotics and Animal Husbandry with a Specialization in Dance
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January 25, 2021An Applicant’s Guide to Student Culture at American Universities
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November 23, 2020Congratulations to Ourselves on Defeating the Pandemic from the College’s Associate Vice President of Self-Congratulation
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October 14, 2020A Letter of Recommendation In the Age of Zoom
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September 16, 2020Omega Theta Chi’s COVID-19 Flip Cup Rules
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August 28, 2020Your University Is Here to Help By Offering You More Ways to Pay Your Full, Unreduced Tuition
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April 25, 2025This Five-Hundred-Word Bumper Sticker on My Tesla Explains Why I’m Not a Bad Person
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May 5, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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April 21, 2025Getting Ahead of It: JD Vance Almost Definitely Didn’t Kill the Pope
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April 29, 2025Don’t Worry, We Were Prepared for Our Policies to Be Extremely Unpopular, Because They Are Very, Very Bad
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May 8, 2025Chekhov’s Gun, Applied to Motherhood
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May 8, 2025Letters to Moms: A Letter to Back to the Future’s Lorraine Baines-McFly
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May 8, 2025An Open Letter to Robert F. Kennedy Jr., Who Thinks My Daughter is a Tragedy
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May 7, 2025The Bells of Trader Joe’s: A Quick Reference Guide for Front-End Crew Members