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Caroline Lazar
Caroline Lazar is an Emmy-nominated writer for The Late Show with Stephen Colbert. Lazar has written for The New Yorker, Man Repeller, and McSweeney’s. She lives and works in New York City.
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February 4, 2011Oh My Gawd: A Column About a Teenager Navigating Religion: Column 19: Magic Man
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November 24, 2010Oh My Gawd: A Column About a Teenager Navigating Religion: Column 18: Old Blue
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September 24, 2010Oh My Gawd: A Column About a Teenager Navigating Religion: Column 17: Holy City
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August 23, 2010Oh My Gawd: A Column About a Teenager Navigating Religion: Column 16: In the Summertime
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July 16, 2010Oh My Gawd: A Column About a Teenager Navigating Religion: Column 15: Sweet Child
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June 29, 2010Oh My Gawd: A Column About a Teenager Navigating Religion: Column 14: Taximan
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June 10, 2010Oh My Gawd: A Column About a Teenager Navigating Religion: Column 13: Leaps of Faith
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May 21, 2010Oh My Gawd: A Column About a Teenager Navigating Religion: Column 12: Hewn from the Living Rock
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May 6, 2010Oh My Gawd: A Column About a Teenager Navigating Religion: Column 11: Church and State Fair
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