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Joanna Borns is a writer in New York City.

June 24, 2024

Introducing Our New Whole-Body Deodorant Because You Are Gross and Disgusting

by Joanna Borns
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A Review by the Couple That Only Rented This Airbnb to Bang

by Joanna Borns and Erin Chack
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by Joanna Borns and Erin Chack
June 30, 2022

I’d Rather Drag Your Lifeless Body from This Party Than Wait Here While You Go to the Bathroom

by Joanna Borns
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