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Maya Kieffer

Maya Kieffer was born in Minnesota. Her writing has appeared mainly in text threads to her friends attached to pictures of Beyoncé. She has a degree in flute and teaches the LSAT.

March 3, 2017

Remarks Made to Amelia Earhart Before Her Historic Transatlantic Flight, or Remarks Made to Women Ordering Desserts at Restaurants?

by Maya Kieffer

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by Lia Woodward and Leah Folta
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by Eli Grober
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