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All posts tagged
adulthood
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March 16, 2023A Is for Adulthood
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February 21, 2023Yes, Of Course I Know What Escrow Is
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September 24, 2021Guide to Making Friends as an Adult, According to Hades, Greek God of the Underworld
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June 23, 2021I Am “Wearing Pajamas at 7 PM” Years Old
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May 29, 2020I’m the String Lights in Your Room, and No, You Don’t Have Your Life Together
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December 17, 2019Sexy Bedtime Talk for Grown-Ass Adults
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September 10, 2019I Am “Why Do I Need Venmo?” Years Old
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September 9, 2019Why I’m Holding Off On Success to Live a Life of Varied Experiences
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August 30, 2019So You’re 35 and All Your Friends Have Already Shed Their Human Skins
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August 1, 2019How Mature Are You? A Quiz
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April 25, 2025This Five-Hundred-Word Bumper Sticker on My Tesla Explains Why I’m Not a Bad Person
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May 5, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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April 21, 2025Getting Ahead of It: JD Vance Almost Definitely Didn’t Kill the Pope
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April 23, 2025I Love You More Than Anything, but I Would Rather Die Than Talk to You on the Phone
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May 6, 2025My PR Degree Did Not Prepare Me to Run the Vatican’s Social Media. How Do I Launch the New Pope?
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May 6, 2025Introducing Our University’s New, Totally Reasonable Criteria for Promotion and Tenure
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May 6, 2025Phew, for a Minute There, I Thought the Arts Were Going to Get Too Much Funding
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May 5, 2025A Typical Episode of Sesame Street as Imagined by Conservatives