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All posts tagged
clothing
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November 15, 2022I’m Wearing Tunics Now
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July 27, 2021I’m the Guy Who Wears Jeans in the Summer, and You’ll Never Get Me to Admit That I’m Burning Up
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April 15, 2021Low-Rise Jeans Are Back to Ruin Your Life
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February 11, 2021In Memoriam: Real Pants
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September 2, 2020Updated Guidelines for What Not to Wear After Labor Day
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July 17, 2020I Am a Pair of Eddie Bauer Cargo Shorts, and I Have a Tasteful Number of Pockets
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July 10, 2020We at Anthropologie Will Be the Harbingers of Racial Justice
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January 30, 2020Observations I Think Strangers Have When They See Me in a Carhartt Jacket
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January 17, 2020Other Jeans Besides Mom Jeans
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January 14, 2020I Am the L.L. Bean Catalog, and I Have Chosen Pete Buttigieg as My King
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April 25, 2025This Five-Hundred-Word Bumper Sticker on My Tesla Explains Why I’m Not a Bad Person
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May 8, 2025An Open Letter to Robert F. Kennedy Jr., Who Thinks My Daughter Is a Tragedy
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May 6, 2025Introducing Our University’s New, Totally Reasonable Criteria for Promotion and Tenure
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May 5, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes