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All posts tagged
disney
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April 25, 2025I Am the Servant in the Beast’s Castle Who Was Turned into a Chamberpot, and Nobody Ever Asks Me to Sing
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February 20, 2024Been There, Smelled That: The Smellitized Smells of Disney World
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July 14, 2023My Stepdaughter Cinderella Is Simply Not Being Realistic with Her Expectations and It’s Very Disturbing to Me
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July 15, 2022I Am Ariel the Little Mermaid, and I’d Like to Be a Fish Again
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June 6, 2022Disney Women at the Fertility Clinic
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March 8, 2022Unresolved Questions I Have for Mrs. Potts from Beauty and the Beast
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January 28, 2022Hello, It’s Me, the Guy Who Gets Visibly Angry at an Image of Minnie Mouse in a Pantsuit
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January 21, 2022What We Talk About When We Don’t Talk About Bruno
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November 29, 2021Wake Up, You are Joining the Marvel Cinematic Universe and You Need to Start Taking Steroids Right Now
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July 30, 2021A Retelling of Snow White in Which It’s Clear That the Mirror Meant “Fair” as in “Very Pale”
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April 25, 2025This Five-Hundred-Word Bumper Sticker on My Tesla Explains Why I’m Not a Bad Person
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May 8, 2025An Open Letter to Robert F. Kennedy Jr., Who Thinks My Daughter Is a Tragedy
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May 5, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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May 6, 2025Introducing Our University’s New, Totally Reasonable Criteria for Promotion and Tenure