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  • January 25, 2017
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    by Kathryn Kvas
  • January 20, 2017
    Planning Tips for the Spring 2017 Gardening Season and Probable Civil and/or Nuclear War
    by James Drummond
  • January 9, 2017
    A Patent Application That Utilizes Finger Size to Avert the End of Humanity
    by Sean Myers
  • November 14, 2016
    I, For One, As a White Woman, Welcome Our New Alien Overlords
    by Rachel Klein
  • July 11, 2016
    Fear, Inc: Part Six: The Wholesale Catalog of Revelation
    by Susan Schorn
  • January 21, 2016
    How to Be a Better Teacher-Person Through Apathy: The Dr. Fritz Zwicky Endowed Chair of Astronomy Explains to a Class of Undergraduates Fulfilling Their General Education Science Requirement That the World Will Soon End
    by John Minichillo
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