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All posts tagged
love
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November 8, 2023Baby, You Know I’m Not Good at Math, but I Do Know That You + Me = Something
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March 20, 2023I’m Looking for Someone Who Isn’t Too Serious
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February 14, 2023Romantic Pairings I Created for My Childhood Toys
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June 3, 2019My Journey to Self-Love, Sponsored By the J.M. Smucker Company and Its Major Subsidiaries
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February 14, 2019New Love Languages
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February 14, 2019Love Is Patient, Love Is Kind
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December 20, 2018Evolutionary Biologists in Love
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February 14, 2018Eight Additional Love Languages
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February 14, 2017RE: Elopement?
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January 4, 2017I Will Love You Until The Cows Come Home — But Only Until Then
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April 25, 2025This Five-Hundred-Word Bumper Sticker on My Tesla Explains Why I’m Not a Bad Person
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May 5, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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April 21, 2025Getting Ahead of It: JD Vance Almost Definitely Didn’t Kill the Pope
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April 23, 2025I Love You More Than Anything, but I Would Rather Die Than Talk to You on the Phone
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May 7, 2025I’m the Imaginary Migrant Who Crossed the Darién Gap to Vote in the United States
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May 6, 2025My PR Degree Did Not Prepare Me to Run the Vatican’s Social Media. How Do I Launch the New Pope?
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May 6, 2025Introducing Our University’s New, Totally Reasonable Criteria for Promotion and Tenure
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May 6, 2025Phew, for a Minute There, I Thought the Arts Were Going to Get Too Much Funding