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February 28, 2025The New Cair Paravel Times Editorial Board Reflects on the First Weeks of the White Witch’s Second Reign
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January 24, 2025New York Times News Quiz, ca. 2045
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April 16, 2024An Open Letter to Wyna Liu, the New York Times’ Connections Editor
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March 20, 2024I Am the New York Times’ Paywall, and If I Let Any Non-Subscribers in, They’ll Kill My Family
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September 20, 2023New York Times’ Connections, Toddler Edition
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March 28, 2023What Your Favorite New York Times Columnist Says about You
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August 23, 2022New York Times’ “The Hunt”: Which Place Did Goldilocks Choose?
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May 20, 2022How Oizys, Greek Goddess of Misery, Spends Her Sundays
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April 13, 2022New York Times Wedding Announcements for People Who Are Broke
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July 23, 2021Summer in New York in an Increasingly Hot Climate Is Not a Good Enough Reason to Bare Your Shoulders in Public
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April 25, 2025This Five-Hundred-Word Bumper Sticker on My Tesla Explains Why I’m Not a Bad Person
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May 5, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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April 21, 2025Getting Ahead of It: JD Vance Almost Definitely Didn’t Kill the Pope
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