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phone-calls
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April 23, 2025I Love You More Than Anything, but I Would Rather Die Than Talk to You on the Phone
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November 13, 2023Twelve Things Your College Freshman Son Will Never Say During His Weekly Call Home
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September 25, 2019A Phone Conversation Between Dread Lord Nyarlathotep and a Minor Shoggoth Regarding Investigating Rival Great Old One, Hastur
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July 18, 2019A Typical Phone Call to My Congressional Representative, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
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August 1, 2017Thank You for Calling the Philosophy Helpline
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February 21, 2017Use This Script to Call Your Congressperson and Ask Them to Please God Just End It All
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November 20, 2015Adele Dials the Wrong Number
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February 12, 2014Please Choose From the Following Eight Options
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November 12, 2013Alexander Graham Bell’s First Five Phone Calls
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October 22, 2013Interviews with People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: Kate Can’t Get Your Bonbons But She’ll Take a Message
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April 25, 2025This Five-Hundred-Word Bumper Sticker on My Tesla Explains Why I’m Not a Bad Person
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May 5, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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April 21, 2025Getting Ahead of It: JD Vance Almost Definitely Didn’t Kill the Pope
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April 23, 2025I Love You More Than Anything, but I Would Rather Die Than Talk to You on the Phone
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