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May 3, 2021It’s Me, God, and Yes, I Do Know What Brian Wilson Would Be Without You: Fine
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April 20, 2021Alanis Morisette’s “Ironic” Revised for Exasperated Parents
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February 26, 2021The Cure’s “Friday I’m in Love” for Nihilists
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February 8, 2021Neighborhood Watch Alert: Sad-Songed Teen with New Driver’s License in Unfamiliar Vehicle
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August 19, 2020FAQ: Your Dreamweaver 2400 CPAP Machine
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July 30, 2020Take Me Out, Coach: Revising John Fogerty’s “Centerfield” for MLB’s COVID-19 Outbreak
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June 9, 2020Billy Joel’s “Scenes From an Italian Restaurant That Closed Due to Coronavirus”
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April 30, 2020The Girl from Avril Lavigne’s “Sk8er Boi” Responds 18 Years Later
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November 1, 2019I’m the Woman From A-ha’s “Take on Me” Video, and Life With a Comic Book Character Has Been No Fairy Tale
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October 24, 2019A Script for Making Your First Therapy Appointment the Very Best First Therapy Appointment
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April 25, 2025This Five-Hundred-Word Bumper Sticker on My Tesla Explains Why I’m Not a Bad Person
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April 21, 2025Getting Ahead of It: JD Vance Almost Definitely Didn’t Kill the Pope
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May 5, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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April 23, 2025I Love You More Than Anything, but I Would Rather Die Than Talk to You on the Phone
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May 6, 2025My PR Degree Did Not Prepare Me to Run the Vatican’s Social Media. How Do I Launch the New Pope?
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May 6, 2025Introducing Our University’s New, Totally Reasonable Criteria for Promotion and Tenure
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May 6, 2025Phew, for a Minute There, I Thought the Arts Were Going to Get Too Much Funding
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May 5, 2025A Typical Episode of Sesame Street as Imagined by Conservatives