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robots
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March 27, 2025Scenes from the First Major League Baseball Game Featuring the New Robot Umpire, HAL 9000 from 2001: A Space Odyssey
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February 21, 2025Why I Chose to Reenter the Matrix and Be a Living Battery for the Machines
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July 26, 2024We Went Ahead and Made an AI Olympian
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October 18, 2023As CEO of BattleBots, I Assure You There’s Almost No Danger of the Robots Becoming Self-Aware and Killing Us
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July 14, 2023Why Yes, This Human Internment Camp Did Used to Be a Topgolf
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June 13, 2023A Roomba’s Positive Affirmations
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October 14, 2022A Voter’s Guide to the 2050 Election, Written by Your New Robot Overlords
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October 6, 2022Modes of Transportation I Trust More Than Tesla’s Self-Driving Cars
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July 14, 2021Captcha’d and Released
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June 15, 2021I Forced a Bot to Read 1,000 Emails, Press Releases, and Social Media Posts from Republican Leaders and Then Asked It to Create Its Own Message
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April 25, 2025This Five-Hundred-Word Bumper Sticker on My Tesla Explains Why I’m Not a Bad Person
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May 5, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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April 21, 2025Getting Ahead of It: JD Vance Almost Definitely Didn’t Kill the Pope
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April 23, 2025I Love You More Than Anything, but I Would Rather Die Than Talk to You on the Phone
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May 6, 2025My PR Degree Did Not Prepare Me to Run the Vatican’s Social Media. How Do I Launch the New Pope?
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