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All posts tagged
scrooge
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December 16, 2024Scrooge and Marley CEO: The Counting House Business Is Flawed. Let’s Fix It
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December 23, 2022An Uber Eats Christmas Carol
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December 14, 2021The Labor Shortage Hits Scrooge & Marley
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December 23, 2020Timothy Cratchit’s Socialist Manifesto
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December 23, 2019Surely People Will Remember Me, Ebenezer Scrooge, As the Christmas-Loving Man I Became
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December 22, 2017The Ghost of Millennial Christmas
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December 23, 2016A Thinkfluencer’s Christmas Carol
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December 19, 2000Ask a Former Professional Literary Agent: Ask A Former Professional Literary Agent, Part VII
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April 25, 2025This Five-Hundred-Word Bumper Sticker on My Tesla Explains Why I’m Not a Bad Person
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May 5, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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April 21, 2025Getting Ahead of It: JD Vance Almost Definitely Didn’t Kill the Pope
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April 23, 2025I Love You More Than Anything, but I Would Rather Die Than Talk to You on the Phone
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May 6, 2025My PR Degree Did Not Prepare Me to Run the Vatican’s Social Media. How Do I Launch the New Pope?
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May 6, 2025Introducing Our University’s New, Totally Reasonable Criteria for Promotion and Tenure