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All posts tagged
speeches
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August 2, 2012My Thank You Speech for Poetry Class
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July 25, 2012Nodding Posse
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March 30, 2012Presidential Stump Speech, 2052
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January 23, 2012Thank You, Small Section of This Country That I Temporarily Cared About
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January 20, 2012A Tough Act to Follow: Martin Luther King Jr.’s “I Have a Dream” Speech
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April 11, 2011Equivocating Economist Gives Forecast
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March 29, 2011A Management Consultant Draws Upon His Life Experience to Illustrate a Point
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March 22, 2011A Self-Published Author Addresses the Small Gathering at the Launch Party for Her Memoir
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February 28, 2011The King’s Other Speech
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January 25, 2011State of the Union
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May 5, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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April 21, 2025Getting Ahead of It: JD Vance Almost Definitely Didn’t Kill the Pope
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