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All posts tagged
toys
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December 18, 2019I Am Your Big Mouth Billy Bass, and I Only Sing Schubert’s “Erlkönig” Now
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December 11, 2018An Open Letter to Gift-Givers of Noise-Making Toys
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December 19, 2017This Year’s Must-Have Toy: Console-Me-Because-2017-is-Hell Elmo!
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June 5, 2017How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Fidget Spinner
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February 4, 2016Nerf Guns for Writers
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February 7, 2014Another Day in Bricksburg
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January 17, 2013The Right Time
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February 9, 2012The Consumer Product Safety Commission Has Issued a Voluntary Recall for “Baby Boomers.”
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May 12, 2011Forthcoming Offerings from K.B. Cockfoster’s Toy House & Futurarium, ca. 1896
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December 22, 2010An Open Letter to Beyblade Metal Fusion
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April 25, 2025This Five-Hundred-Word Bumper Sticker on My Tesla Explains Why I’m Not a Bad Person
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April 21, 2025Getting Ahead of It: JD Vance Almost Definitely Didn’t Kill the Pope
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May 5, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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April 23, 2025I Love You More Than Anything, but I Would Rather Die Than Talk to You on the Phone
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May 6, 2025My PR Degree Did Not Prepare Me to Run the Vatican’s Social Media. How Do I Launch the New Pope?
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May 6, 2025Introducing Our University’s New, Totally Reasonable Criteria for Promotion and Tenure
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May 6, 2025Phew, for a Minute There, I Thought the Arts Were Going to Get Too Much Funding
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May 5, 2025A Typical Episode of Sesame Street as Imagined by Conservatives