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Best Teams (each is winning their division)

Purple Daze
Plan 9
Drugstore.com
Green Legs and Bam!
Black Dog Jr.
Orange Kool-Aid

Worst Teams (each is losing their division)

No CLU
Eastside United
CVS.com
Comedy of Errors
Like Butta’
No MSG

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