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Shakespearean Magnet Poetry Word AND Eighties Hair Band:

Poison
Warrant

Shakespearean Magnet Poetry Word and Should-Have-Been-an-Eighties-Hair-Band:

Possess’d
Vexing
Behold
Idolatrous

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