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All posts tagged
retail
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January 29, 2020Welcome to My Store for Women
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September 26, 2019Thank You for Coming to Our Used Clothing Store to Sell Your Ugly Garbage Clothes
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August 20, 2019Here At Our Crazy Furniture Warehouse, Everything Must Go! Especially You, Ted!
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April 13, 2017Three Adjunct Professors Contemplate Mortality in a Forever 21 Dressing Room
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March 1, 2017Interviews with People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: Abby Markson’s Hands Were Grimy
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September 12, 2016Six-Minute Shipping!
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March 30, 2016Don Corleone Declares a Mattress War
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November 28, 2014Black Friday Special: Common Retail Questions Answered With Deeper Questions
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July 11, 2014Retail Therapy: Inside the Apple Store: Decision Chart
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June 11, 2014Retail Therapy: Inside the Apple Store: Seasonal Colors
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April 25, 2025This Five-Hundred-Word Bumper Sticker on My Tesla Explains Why I’m Not a Bad Person
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May 8, 2025An Open Letter to Robert F. Kennedy Jr., Who Thinks My Daughter Is a Tragedy
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May 5, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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May 6, 2025Introducing Our University’s New, Totally Reasonable Criteria for Promotion and Tenure