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April 3, 2014

Retail Therapy: Inside the Apple Store: I’ll Partition the Crap Out of You

by J.K. Appleseed
March 13, 2014

Retail Therapy: Inside the Apple Store: Choose Your Own Genius

by J.K. Appleseed
December 18, 2013

Retail Therapy: Inside the Apple Store: Store Meetings

by J.K. Appleseed
September 19, 2013

Retail Therapy: Inside the Apple Store: Let’s Get Ready to Rumble

by J.K. Appleseed
April 12, 2013

An Open Letter of Thanks to the Guy With the Smirking Look of Disdain and Superiority When I Try to Upsell Him at My Dead-End Retail Job

by Daniel Callahan
July 13, 2011

Business Plan for Slutty Dresses

by Jill Jaracz
February 16, 2011

Interviews with People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: Daryl Langford: Immune to the Crap

by Suzanne Yeagley
January 26, 2011

The Genius Bar

by Dan Kennedy
June 27, 2008

The Letters of Abelard and Heloise: Mattress Salesman and Customer

by Marianne Hess
January 15, 2004

An Open Letter to Two Young Women at the Clothing Store in the Mall

by David Bulley

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